Showing posts with label blog searches. Show all posts
Showing posts with label blog searches. Show all posts

Friday, June 10, 2011

Hey Look at Me! I'm Running! + Blog Searches

It's been awhile since I've talked about running here on the ol' running blog.  So perhaps I'll do that.  Last week I started up training again.  I have a short and not-so-sweet 4 week plan to hopefully get me to a 10k PR on the 4th of July.  Because I've taken it pretty darn easy post-Fargooooooooooo, I started my weekly mileage pretty low:  20. 

Last Monday I was the biggest B.A. of SoDak when I did my run in 95 degree temps.  Please keep in mind that this was the temp after I waited for it to cool off.  It was well over 100 degrees for the day, my car told me it was 119 when I was driving home from work, but it's clearly a liar.  However, if there was a thermometer INSIDE my car, it would've been in the 150 range.  G.D. black car.  Yes I sweated through my dress clothes during my 7 minute commute, thanks for asking. 

To be honest, the run wasn't that bad.  Granted it was an easy-paced 3 miles.  But heat....?  It really doesn't suck THAT bad.  I've definitely had cooler temperature runs where I have been much much MUCH sweatier and on the brink of death, but the humidity was only in the 40% range.  It's just so rare that we have heat WITHOUT 90-100% humidity that I didn't realize whom my true foe was.  Humidity.... you suckkkkkkkkk.

I also got in a rockin' 800 meter repeat run, without getting my ass handed to me.  YAYZIES.  Considering it's been roughly 6 weeks since I've done any speed work I was slightly concerned.  Yes it was tough, and yes my heart rate data proved I was working my hiney off, but it was kind of...fun.  ::cough:: masochist! ::cough::

After my warm up, I was able to knock out 3 800s in 3:36, 3:37, and 3:35.

And this weekend I headed up to Minneapolis for a bachelorette party.  I threw my running stuff in my bag with a chuckle.... "ha... yeah... suuuuuuuuuuure I'll run."  But damn it if I didn't get out there for my long run on Sunday after a 2 day bachelorette party bender.  Keep in mind, my long run is a whopping 8 miles currently, but still!  That's the furthest I've run since Fargo. 

I found a super sweet trail near my BFFF's (someone previously asked what this means..... best effing friends forever.... we're dumb and have been calling each other this for a gazillion years now) brother's house.  I loved that the trail had separate lanes for bikers and runners/walkers.  I didn't have to worry about getting mowed down on the path!  Before I knew it I had ran upon Target Field during their game.  Go Twins!

I did 8 miles in 1:15:32 for a pace of 9:27.  And my average heart rate was 3 beats lower than the range I was shooting for.  Double yayzies!
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And for your random enjoyment:  One of the things I love the most about the stats that blogger provides me is the searches people use to find me. I've been compiling some of my faves for a while now, and just had to share with you. Naturally I had to provide commentary as well, so please enjoy.
  • 7.2 miles and the puppies are hurting (is this referring to ta-tas or feet?)
  • what ze poopnuggets (french poopnuggets are far superior to their American counterparts: the poopnuggets)
  • My first 4some story (hey-o! congrats kid!)
  • The devils workout (I will probably have some crazy cult seek me out after my mile repeat/devils workout jokes)
  • i love wet tees (who doesn't?!?!)
  • running tights and camel toe (make that camel toe classy yo!)
  • food poisoning from funnel cake (this post was somewhat inconclusive)
  • words like yayzies (there aren't any. no substitutes. sorry.)
  • will the mankato marathon be hilly? (answer: uh. yes.)
  • national conference of bresilian bishops (held biannually, send your entry fee to me.)
  • nice hips (what, these creaky old things??? bow chicka bow wow....)
  • running in a wet t-shirt.  (yes... it's called massive sweat. And it's hawt.)

Thursday, October 21, 2010

Mile Repeat + Blog Searches

I was supposed to do my mile repeats on Tuesday but after changing in to my running clothes, I realized I was exhausted (still attempting to fight off this cold or whatever it may be).  I quickly changed in to my sweats and called it a night.

Wednesday after getting my nails did (I look like a girly girl! whaaaaaaa?) I headed to the gym for my mile repeats, since it was dark, and I knew I'd get yelled at if I ran outside.  :)  I was supposed to do a mile warm up, then 3 x 1600 m. @ 7:38 pace with 800 m. jogs in between.  I was a bit frightened.....as I always am by mile repeats.  I did take a minute to look through my running log to see that I had survived similar mile repeats (and even faster ones!) to build my confidence up.  Uh... this was genius btw.

And the domination continues!  Bahah.  Mile repeats--7:28, 7:29, 7:29.

In super creepy news, while banging out my mile repeats at the gym, I happened to notice an older gentleman on an elliptical behind and to the left of me looking my way.  I know this because those giant windows in the gym.... uh they're uber reflective at night.  At one point, I noticed he had taken out his cell phone, outstretched his arm, and appeared to take a photo of me!  Now I hope I am wrong, because I cannot understand why in the world someone would take a photo of me sweating my butt off at the gym.  Perhaps he was super duper impressed with the amount of swass (sweaty+ass) I was rockin' for a chicky, but either way, totally creepy.

So I've compiled a list of pretty awesome searches that people have used to find my blog.  Enjoy:
  • bicycle lean over cleavage
  • uff da running/yoga clothing
  • pooped my running shorts
    • Uh....huh?
  • jeri sparkles
    • Moonbeams also shoot out of my bum FYI.
  • wet t-shirt contests in california april 2011
    • You were probably disappointed....sorry.
  • 10 mile race strategy
    • Run slow for 9 miles.  Sprint remaining mile.  Look horrendous in race photos. Done.
Also wanted to share my newest favorite scarf that's on it's way to New York.  The color is amaaaaaazing, and I'll probably have to crochet myself one now.  :p  If you're interested in an infinity scarf they are $33 dollars ($30 scarf + $3 shipping and handling).  Let me know if you want one!!  jerbearshares [at] gmail [dot] com.