Thursday, October 21, 2010

Mile Repeat + Blog Searches

I was supposed to do my mile repeats on Tuesday but after changing in to my running clothes, I realized I was exhausted (still attempting to fight off this cold or whatever it may be).  I quickly changed in to my sweats and called it a night.

Wednesday after getting my nails did (I look like a girly girl! whaaaaaaa?) I headed to the gym for my mile repeats, since it was dark, and I knew I'd get yelled at if I ran outside.  :)  I was supposed to do a mile warm up, then 3 x 1600 m. @ 7:38 pace with 800 m. jogs in between.  I was a bit frightened.....as I always am by mile repeats.  I did take a minute to look through my running log to see that I had survived similar mile repeats (and even faster ones!) to build my confidence up.  Uh... this was genius btw.

And the domination continues!  Bahah.  Mile repeats--7:28, 7:29, 7:29.

In super creepy news, while banging out my mile repeats at the gym, I happened to notice an older gentleman on an elliptical behind and to the left of me looking my way.  I know this because those giant windows in the gym.... uh they're uber reflective at night.  At one point, I noticed he had taken out his cell phone, outstretched his arm, and appeared to take a photo of me!  Now I hope I am wrong, because I cannot understand why in the world someone would take a photo of me sweating my butt off at the gym.  Perhaps he was super duper impressed with the amount of swass (sweaty+ass) I was rockin' for a chicky, but either way, totally creepy.

So I've compiled a list of pretty awesome searches that people have used to find my blog.  Enjoy:
  • bicycle lean over cleavage
  • uff da running/yoga clothing
  • pooped my running shorts
    • Uh....huh?
  • jeri sparkles
    • Moonbeams also shoot out of my bum FYI.
  • wet t-shirt contests in california april 2011
    • You were probably disappointed....sorry.
  • 10 mile race strategy
    • Run slow for 9 miles.  Sprint remaining mile.  Look horrendous in race photos. Done.
Also wanted to share my newest favorite scarf that's on it's way to New York.  The color is amaaaaaazing, and I'll probably have to crochet myself one now.  :p  If you're interested in an infinity scarf they are $33 dollars ($30 scarf + $3 shipping and handling).  Let me know if you want one!!  jerbearshares [at] gmail [dot] com.

12 comments:

eatdrinkrun said...

I just have to say..."swass?" LOVE IT!

Emz said...

Phones + gyms seriously should not be allowed. At my gym they actually have a sign saying, "no photos allowed in the gym area - no exceptions." Love that sign.

Love the swass too. ;)

onelittletrigirl said...

OMG- I am currently working on a post DEVOTED to the things people use to search and find my blog!

too funny!!!

Kovas Palubinskas said...

I have such boring searches for my blog. :( Swass (sealed with ass?)

Steel Springs said...

Way to rock the mile repeats! Those searches are hilarious. I wonder how the search algorithms connect things sometimes. Cute scarf! That is a wonderful color.

aron said...

NICE job girl, you are awesome at the mile repeats :)

Jamie said...

Creepy guy thought you were hot chicky! Still not right.

Way to bang out those repeats. You rocked it!

Slomohusky said...

I am with EMZ and did notice similiar signage and rules the last I went to the gym. Now if they will only include no workouts for anyone after eating Mexican food.

Nice scarf! I might take you up on one for my wife.

Tara said...

nice job on the intervals! what a creepy mccreeperson! we have signs up at the gym that say no camera/cameraphones allowed...hopefully he wasn't being a perv :(

Julie said...

Hi Jeri,
Way to go on those speedy mile repeats!! You were moving there lady!!

Have fun this weekend pacing....I can't wait to hear how it goes:)

Staci Dombroski said...

The blog search list is hilarious! Have a great weekend :)

Glenn Jones said...

OMG! What a neat scarf! I'm working on my XMAS list. I may be in touch soon.....